My family tree has been traced back to the early Kings of England from the 7th. Century AD. This gives me an interest in English History which is great fun to research. As I am a direct descendent of Sir Christopher Wren and have many ancestors from London who were members of various Livery companies. I have decided to create this article about The Funniest English Joke in The World.

An aeroplane took off from London heading towards New York. Inside the plane were 20 represetatives from the United Nations.

Halfway across the atlantic the plane started to run out of fuel and to lose height.

The cabin crew decided to throw out all the freight and baggage to try to gain height. Alas, the aircraft was still losing height.

All the seats and fittings in the plane were thrown out, still to no effect.

The German Represetative ran and jumped out the open door and shouted “Long Live Germany”.

The American Represetative ran and jumped out the open door and shouted “Remember the Alamo”.

The Spanish Represetative ran and jumped out the door and shouted “Remember the 2010 World Cup”.

The Russian represetative ran and jumped out the open door and shouted “Remember Stalin”.

The English Represetative walked to the door and shouted “Remember Trafalgar” and pushed the French represetative out of the door, so saving the lives of the remaining UN big wigs.

As I have an interest in all things English I thought I would write articles on my favorite bits of England. As a snippet of information which may be of interest to the reader did you know the first steam powered Passenger Car and Bus was built in England in 1801 and the first manned flight was in Brompton, England in 1849. I have written articles on these subjects at my article listing website at:http://bloggs.resourcez.com

Please visit my Funny Animal Art Prints Collection @ http://www.fabprints.com

My other website is called Directory of British Icons: http://fabprints.webs.com

The Chinese call England “The Island of Hero’s” which I think sums up what we English are all about.

Copyright © 2010 Paul Hussey. All Rights Reserved

My family tree has been traced back to the early Kings of England from the 7th Century AD. I am also a direct descendent of Sir Christopher Wren which has given me an interest in English History which is great fun to research. My articles are all about my interests in English History that the world will be amazed at. For example: The first powered passenger vehicle was invented in England in 1801 and the first manned flight was in England in 1849.Please visit my Funny Animal Art Prints Collection @ http://www.fabprints.comThe Chinese call England “The Island of Hero’s” which I think sums up what we English are all about. Copyright © 2010 Paul Hussey. All Rights Reserved.
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